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Christmas Demotivational Poster


CHRISTMAS SUCKS -




SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm, #248082
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm, #226550
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am, #232373
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am, #206603
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241487
er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm, #241486
Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am, #241475
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am, #241423
First 5L chuckle of the day.


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #226612
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns




LETTER TO SANTA -


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am, #207497
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm, #207225
HA! bad a**!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm, #207223
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm, #207222
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm, #207214

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... d***!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm, #206684
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am, #206597
lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am, #206594

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am, #206587
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am, #206586
Love it 5 naughty marks!


REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too


TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am, #225644
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).


HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?




BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: rl christmas decorating
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - December 4, 2011, 10:19 am, #226368
Hilarious. Those folks really have a sense of humour.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2011, 6:59 am, #226349

tru dat
maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 7:41 pm, #226334
I Hear Ya


CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE -


TAGS: christmas tree
Rating: 4.52/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:30 am, #240034
Actually, it's more likely South Georgia, as Tennessee gets this thing called snow.
BOSSthefurry - December 1, 2011, 3:02 pm, #226306
Christmas in Tennessee XD


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm, #251700
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am, #67856
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66464
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm, #39415
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am, #33252
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


THIS CHRISTMAS -




THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE




JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am, #227628
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -


TAGS: nativity christmas holiday celebration congress
Rating: 4.74/5

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Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 9:10 pm, #241569
Thank you. Happy holidays. :)
GaryO - December 16, 2012, 2:09 pm, #241552
Excellent
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:58 pm, #241547
Amen!


ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

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Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm, #145963
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm, #145962
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm, #145684
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm, #145682
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm, #145681
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm, #145680
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm, #145679
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm, #145678
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm, #145677
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm, #145676
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am, #145675
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L


REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.




COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.




CHRISTMAS GREETINGS -


TAGS: merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:28 am, #148132
Take care, Canada
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:27 am, #148131
been to Winnipig. got pickled in a pickle factory there.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:25 am, #148130
merry christmas. see ya guys later
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:23 am, #148129
i go to the u of m in manitoba. its in winnipeg
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:20 am, #148128
MN
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:19 am, #148127
and Random, when did you go for mickeys sister? noonish?
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:18 am, #148126
like manitoba? or some other u of m
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am, #148124
nothing but trees and great fishing out here! gota love outdoor sports to stay sane out here. no beer, no TV make CANADA go crazy!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am, #148123
So the first thing I took out of my stocking from my parents this morning was a mickey of White Tequila. I love my parents.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am, #148122
@CANADA I went to the U of M too
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am, #148121
LOL
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am, #148120
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am, #148119
Crank based would be my guess.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am, #148118
Steam-powered modem?
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am, #148117
hey, you have the International Gardens, and Minot
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am, #148116
Go easy on Random... he's a menschy guy!
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am, #148115
no, east. almost on the ontario border
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am, #148114
LMAO! i went home for the holidays. my parrent life to far out of town to get high speed
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am, #148113
Probably not Regina, probably just moved a tiny bit westward. Not like theres much in Manitoba besides Winnipeg.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:11 am, #148112
LMFAO!!!! You didn't tell me that you moved to Regina!
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:10 am, #148111
Random..Merry Christmas1...suck this(.)(.)
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:09 am, #148110
Suck up.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:08 am, #148109
like I said, how do you choose that?..Mr M was a clear winner ;)
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:07 am, #148108
great poster aggy! it only took me 5 minutes to load it on dial up!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:05 am, #148107
Yeah, I got it! LOL I cringed at the thought of that "of the year" stuff... I was concerned it'd create discord.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:03 am, #148104
got that joke did ya?..guess you saw my choice for Mod of the year too :)
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 12:11 pm, #148004
Mary Christmas, Aggy
R.S.Jake - December 25, 2009, 10:47 am, #147999
Merry Christmas everyone! 5 wreaths!
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:22 am, #147989
Merry Christmas agdaniele,5/5
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:42 am, #147979
Very nice, agdaniele. 5 merry hohos.
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 12:41 am, #147978
Four beers is probably putting it lightly


HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am, #226888
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm, #226881
awesome. 5L


MERRY CHRISTMAS! - And God Bless Our Military Men & Women


TAGS: military christmas
Rating: 3.95/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm, #147304
This sucks on so many levels. Well done!


GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am, #41504
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am, #41501
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am, #41326
Made my day


DOG DAY AFTERNOON -


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am, #241681
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am, #241678
LMFAO!!!


SANTA'S NEW RULE -


TAGS: christmas presents
Rating: 4.49/5

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falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:49 pm, #227029
That's why we have Toys for Tots.
shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 7:30 am, #226959
AND THATS THE UGLY TRUTH, LOL 5l's


BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.


TAGS: easter christmas story jabba okami
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:12 pm, #217250
Until the end there I thought you were talking about Star Wars. And for some reason the bunny heads as the feet and hands always reminds me of Tremors -- the tenticle thingys that each end in a toothy mouth.
tellitlikeitis - April 24, 2011, 9:04 pm, #217249
One of my all time favourite movies-- 5 lovely leg lamps for you.


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




TIS THE SEASON - Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.




IF YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR - Maybe-MAYBE-you can have another death star


TAGS: star wars christmas
Rating: 3.81/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:31 pm, #144321
Very nice, but I think Santa is realy Darth looking for all the bad little boys *psst, it's a all night recruitment run*
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm, #144217
This picture has been used before... but this is the best caption by far!


"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!




HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm, #252479
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm, #252473
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm, #124880
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm, #124879
Amen!


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."


TAGS: star wars christmas xmas doris stormtrooper
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:12 am, #41309
Reindeer walk single file to hide their numbers...
pro - December 1, 2008, 7:41 pm, #41206
These are not the reindeer you're looking for!
shadowsunn - December 1, 2008, 7:02 pm, #41202
i love this, good one MWLF 5 poodles


MY OLD MAN - He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium… a master.




CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm, #138161
I lol'd. Nice...


AMISH -




RALPHIE SAYS: -


TAGS: bbgun redryder christmas story
Rating: 4.5/5

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GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:46 pm, #226873
No! You'll put yer eye out, kid.


THIS CHRISTMAS -




A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons




CHRISTMAS STORY - was a little different at my house.




THANKS -


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - January 4, 2010, 12:08 am, #149992
You're THE MAN! Heh, I tried making this one about cuddling up to a nice warm pus...er..cat, but it is a very sweet pic, so I couldn't do it.
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 12:01 am, #149991
Its still such a cute pic. And yes, I am still a man.
spacedog - January 3, 2010, 11:59 pm, #149990
BTW, thanks to MrRandom for the pic from the poster fodder forum thread.
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:57 am, #148446
Awwwweeeee. That was nice of you LD


OVERDONE - a great way to get your lousy holiday decorating posted on the internet




ARMED CHRISTMAS -




NICE THOUGHT BUT... - Sometimes compliments can be taken the wrong way.


TAGS: christmas lights
Rating: 2.18/5

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DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 1:15 pm, #143192
......and now including this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:14 am, #143182
Sorry man, I'm not criticizing. How could you have seen every poster? That's impossible. Only Logicdude has seen them all.....and fapped to every one.
Jarhead - December 6, 2009, 10:07 am, #143181
Sorry I have not seen everything here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:05 am, #143180
pic overused......But It was a nice thought.


THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -




Hunting Song -


TAGS: cats birds hunting song christmas
Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - December 25, 2013, 1:20 pm, #251725
Haha love it! :)


HOLIDAY CHEER - Nothing says Christmas like a Reindeer Hanging in the patio!




CHRISTMAS IS DELAYED - Santa got tied up in traffic ... air traffic




EPIC CHRISTMAS PRANK -


TAGS: christmas prank
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 6:34 pm, #144778
Yea you are right it has, sadly tho this isn't my house. If it was there would be video of the mayhem.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 6:29 pm, #144775

I think that may have continued into adulthood.
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 6:25 pm, #144774
Thanks space dog. This actually reminds me of the time me and my freinds made a dummy and threw it out in the street to watch people freak out, you could say i was was a bad kid.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 6:23 pm, #144773
Nice poster Faceplant31.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 6:08 pm, #144768

It is pictures like this that make me wish I had neighbors. I would do this in a heartbeat....hmmm, maybe I can rig something like this on the fenceline..


CHRISTMAS - Even if it is the season to be jolly, you're still a failure who can't even get a good tree.


TAGS: christmas tree day
Rating: 3.14/5

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Claire - January 26, 2010, 9:09 pm, #154648
Thanks, Spacedog.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:56 pm, #154646

me too
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:54 pm, #154645
Actually I think this one is excellent Claire.
Ed-Hyde - December 1, 2009, 9:11 am, #141377
I got a rock...
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 7:46 am, #141372
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!


CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: christmas car park
Rating: 4.91/5

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greentea - December 25, 2012, 4:48 pm, #241888
I am pleased and humbled by the kind words. I still a few left up my sleeve to post. I hope they're all as well received.
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:27 am, #241858
Greentea…you just got a huge compliment from Liquid Angel…around here, that’s like God being happy on the seventh day
LiquidAngel - December 24, 2012, 7:50 am, #241812
in complete agreement with Gary, keep it up awesome stuff right out of the gates
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 11:41 pm, #241808
That yer doin’, keep it up, and welcome.
greentea - December 23, 2012, 11:28 pm, #241806
Thanks, GaryO. I really like this site and thought I could contribute :)
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 11:23 pm, #241805
greentea, you good at dis, yeah, you mighty good


CHRISTMAS CHEER -


TAGS: seahorses merry christmas
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:54 pm, #208136
Nailed it.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:58 am, #208085
hehehe, he said "ebullience" 5L
Feasibly - December 23, 2010, 12:56 am, #208067
You should've at least clipped her toe nails for her, Sean....jeeez!


FLIPPY DOG -


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 4.84/5

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pzykosiz - December 19, 2010, 12:27 am, #207494
and i fart back at you. 5l's


SCREW IT..... - ...Ill buy my own gifts..




MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




JUMP IN BED, COVER UP YOUR HEAD - 'Cause Santa Claus Comes tonight. . .




ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... - "...My true love gave to me, a Partridge in a- HEY! Where'd it go?"


TAGS: cat partridge christmas bird
Rating: 3/5
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:19 pm, #141291
Love it...too bad it's an anonymous poster. So so sorry have to give it a 1L


PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)




LITTLE REMINDERS -


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am, #177804
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am, #155319
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am, #154686
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am, #149251
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm, #149244
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm, #148823
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am, #148755
I can't wait!


REST EASY, SLEEP WELL - Peace, Peace, and farewell




HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.




LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am, #45096
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am, #41552
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966


TAGS: christmas race black hate funny true look humor
Rating: 3.05/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:37 pm, #142190
Isn't the term, "Christian think tank" an oxymoron ?
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:58 am, #105234
Both are absolutely valid points, moo+ and WTFO. I'd consider X-mas and Easter as adoptions / corruptions of far older pagan holidays though. Not so much made up Holidays as pre-media Christian think tank spins.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 9:52 am, #105194
Isn't Christmas a made up holiday as well? And Easter for that matter....don't even get me started on the fourth of July.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:55 am, #105079
that the separation of Americans by racial lines is racist by definition regardless of what color the separatist happens to be. There's your position and support.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:54 am, #105077
than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society". It serves to separate Americans by racial lines versus bring us together as Americans. When a Klansman tries to separate races it's clearly racist. Few have the courage and honesty to point out
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:52 am, #105076
Here's the position, TTH. Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday that has no real roots in Africa. It was created by Ron Karengain 1966 to "give Blacks an alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history, rather
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm, #105040
Holy overreaction Batman! Is Kwanzaa racist in some way? It's just that you provided no No positions, no support...
WTFO - August 5, 2009, 11:51 pm, #105038
Hey look, it's another hate filled Timmy! No positions, no support, just ignorant attacks both in your idiotic choices of names as well as your comments. Why don't you run along and play hide and go f*** yourself, dip****?
WTFOSUCKSCOCK - August 5, 2009, 4:40 pm, #104897
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)


HE SPOKE NOT A WORD -


TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am, #241689
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am, #241663
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm, #241658
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm, #241657
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm, #241647
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm, #241645

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.


KA-CHING - The other true reason for the Christmas season.




Gone -


TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm, #251739
Good Take.


blatant hypocrisy -




SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm, #208281
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm, #208257
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm, #208250

destined to become a traditional favorite


WHO'S THE BOSS -




LIFE IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE -




DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol


TAGS: christmas 2012 booze grog eggnog
Rating: 3.6/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:17 am, #241474
Fa-la-la-la-*hic!*-la-la-la!


DEAR BABY JESUS - why is mister Santa keeping me in his basement yet another year?


TAGS: christmas santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 3:03 pm, #193419
evil and sick..... I love it!


The Santa Clause -


TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm, #251348
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...


Nativity -




I WANT AN IPAD AN IPHONE AN IMAC AND LEGOS -




SANTA CLAUS - Prefers this to milk and cookies


TAGS: kegs beer christmas tree
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 9:22 pm, #174287
much better, don't you think? 4L


AND THE ANGEL SAID UNTO THEM - Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day,




A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Once a warning about losing the Christms spirit. Now one of the season's biggest cash cows. Which for many capitalists is still in the spirit of the season.


TAGS: scrooge christmas greed
Rating: 3.65/5

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rodangol - January 23, 2012, 1:03 am, #227949
no clue how this gets voted down, 5 lost christmas spirits


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas




A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?


TAGS: christmas riddle inflatable santa hulk homer elmo
Rating: 2.73/5

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xxCrimsonVoidxx - December 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #144757
The hulk is about to jump down and wreck them all?
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 12:20 pm, #142448
They were all on the Guest List at the last State Dinner, but didn't get in?
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2009, 12:02 pm, #142446
they're all in my neighbors front yard? 5 Clark Griswolds


O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me


TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm, #100593
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm, #42165
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm, #42085
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years


CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.




CHRISTMAS - MAKING MONEY SUCK -




CHRISTIANS - they don't belive in santa claus.




The Three Wisemen -


TAGS: crotchety emillio rerun 3 wisemen in a bar merry christmas motifake
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:40 pm, #251749

I thought that was drums...
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:44 am, #251722

I tend to be flatulant, especially when I read the tags.
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:18 pm, #251626
Those guys……such poster hoers
EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2013, 10:45 pm, #251625
Three Wisenheimers is more like it.


Politically Correct Christmas Card -




attention -




A CHRISTMAS STORY - I turned into " the old man", and its Ok. RIP Darren McGavin.


TAGS: christmas
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:08 am, #241865
Yup One Of The Best.
MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 1:05 am, #241853
I have always loved that movie...now I will cherish every laugh his character gave me.


CHRISTMAS DAY -


TAGS: christmas dinner d*** people pzy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 26, 2010, 7:16 am, #208331
The restraining order had something to do with it, psy.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:22 am, #208233

awesome dude.....lolz


PLAY IT AGAIN SAM -




HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




ECONOMIC DEPRESSION -


TAGS: christmas tree december assignment
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141867
There you go with that thinkin' thing again ;)
Sean - December 2, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141860
I'd say that at the GS household, the little lady ain't the only carpenter's dream.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:14 pm, #141816

Actually, I think decorating the ladder is a great idea.....I will, call it my Chanukkah Bush-Ladder thingy
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:55 pm, #141812
Hmm, I never did find the original pic, good one, GreyScorpion. However, if the economy ever gets out of the toilet, mine will be the more apropos motifake...
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm, #141483
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions


COME OUTSIDE HONEY! - I just increased our already substantial debt By another $60,000! MERRY CHRISTMAS


TAGS: lexus debt christmas
Rating: 3.67/5

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krazzeeman - August 22, 2010, 11:02 am, #190379
good one!


IT'S THE SEASON... AGAIN -




CHRISTMAS VACATION - Sometimes it's better to just be chillin' than grillin'.




CHRISTMAS PICTURE - Nothing says Season's Greetings like a family portrait


TAGS: christmas guns family
Rating: 3.22/5

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Claire - December 21, 2010, 9:31 pm, #207951
You know those comments are from over a year ago, right?
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:20 pm, #207905
hey b****es! get a profile f*** guests don't get laid! god f***ing! b****es! oh and nice guns
Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:33 am, #67864
~_~ Are those pictures from that MySpace cult? Enlightened... Sunlight... Fairy faggots or whatever...
Mr_Nissan - January 7, 2009, 9:43 am, #50033
M4A1s, ALWAYS a good idea!
Titus Pullo - December 25, 2008, 2:11 pm, #46641
Sweet. Nice to see someone else is prepared for the end of January.
Matters_Not - December 24, 2008, 11:59 pm, #46529
f***in AY!


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