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Christmas Demotivational Poster


SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...

TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug

MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!

TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm
Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am
First 5L chuckle of the day.

NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."

TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!

MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad a**!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... d***!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!

REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too

TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).

HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?


TAGS: rl christmas decorating
Rating: 4.94/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 4, 2011, 10:19 am
Hilarious. Those folks really have a sense of humour.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2011, 6:59 am

tru dat
maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 7:41 pm
I Hear Ya


TAGS: christmas tree
Rating: 4.52/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:30 am
Actually, it's more likely South Georgia, as Tennessee gets this thing called snow.
BOSSthefurry - December 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
Christmas in Tennessee XD

MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours

TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.

TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has




TAGS: nativity christmas holiday celebration congress
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 9:10 pm
Thank you. Happy holidays. :)
GaryO - December 16, 2012, 2:09 pm
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:58 pm

JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One

TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

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Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L

REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.

COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees

COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.


TAGS: merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Take care, Canada
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:27 am
been to Winnipig. got pickled in a pickle factory there.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:25 am
merry christmas. see ya guys later
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:23 am
i go to the u of m in manitoba. its in winnipeg
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:20 am
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:19 am
and Random, when did you go for mickeys sister? noonish?
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:18 am
like manitoba? or some other u of m
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
nothing but trees and great fishing out here! gota love outdoor sports to stay sane out here. no beer, no TV make CANADA go crazy!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
So the first thing I took out of my stocking from my parents this morning was a mickey of White Tequila. I love my parents.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
@CANADA I went to the U of M too
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Crank based would be my guess.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Steam-powered modem?
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
hey, you have the International Gardens, and Minot
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
Go easy on Random... he's a menschy guy!
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
no, east. almost on the ontario border
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
LMAO! i went home for the holidays. my parrent life to far out of town to get high speed
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Probably not Regina, probably just moved a tiny bit westward. Not like theres much in Manitoba besides Winnipeg.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:11 am
LMFAO!!!! You didn't tell me that you moved to Regina!
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Random..Merry Christmas1...suck this(.)(.)
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Suck up.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:08 am
like I said, how do you choose that?..Mr M was a clear winner ;)
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:07 am
great poster aggy! it only took me 5 minutes to load it on dial up!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:05 am
Yeah, I got it! LOL I cringed at the thought of that "of the year" stuff... I was concerned it'd create discord.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:03 am
got that joke did ya?..guess you saw my choice for Mod of the year too :)
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
Mary Christmas, Aggy
R.S.Jake - December 25, 2009, 10:47 am
Merry Christmas everyone! 5 wreaths!
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:22 am
Merry Christmas agdaniele,5/5
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:42 am
Very nice, agdaniele. 5 merry hohos.
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 12:41 am
Four beers is probably putting it lightly


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L

MERRY CHRISTMAS! - And God Bless Our Military Men & Women

TAGS: military christmas
Rating: 3.95/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
This sucks on so many levels. Well done!

GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!

DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am


TAGS: christmas presents
Rating: 4.49/5

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falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
That's why we have Toys for Tots.
shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 7:30 am

BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.

TAGS: easter christmas story jabba okami
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:12 pm
Until the end there I thought you were talking about Star Wars. And for some reason the bunny heads as the feet and hands always reminds me of Tremors -- the tenticle thingys that each end in a toothy mouth.
tellitlikeitis - April 24, 2011, 9:04 pm
One of my all time favourite movies-- 5 lovely leg lamps for you.

SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."

TIS THE SEASON - Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

IF YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR - Maybe-MAYBE-you can have another death star

TAGS: star wars christmas
Rating: 3.81/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
Very nice, but I think Santa is realy Darth looking for all the bad little boys *psst, it's a all night recruitment run*
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm
This picture has been used before... but this is the best caption by far!

"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!

HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts

TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm



TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles

MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."

TAGS: star wars christmas xmas doris stormtrooper
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:12 am
Reindeer walk single file to hide their numbers...
pro - December 1, 2008, 7:41 pm
These are not the reindeer you're looking for!
shadowsunn - December 1, 2008, 7:02 pm
i love this, good one MWLF 5 poodles

MY OLD MAN - He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium… a master.

CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.

TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
I lol'd. Nice...


TAGS: bbgun redryder christmas story
Rating: 4.5/5

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GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:46 pm
No! You'll put yer eye out, kid.


A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons

CHRISTMAS STORY - was a little different at my house.


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - January 4, 2010, 12:08 am
You're THE MAN! Heh, I tried making this one about cuddling up to a nice warm pus...er..cat, but it is a very sweet pic, so I couldn't do it.
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 12:01 am
Its still such a cute pic. And yes, I am still a man.
spacedog - January 3, 2010, 11:59 pm
BTW, thanks to MrRandom for the pic from the poster fodder forum thread.
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:57 am
Awwwweeeee. That was nice of you LD

OVERDONE - a great way to get your lousy holiday decorating posted on the internet


NICE THOUGHT BUT... - Sometimes compliments can be taken the wrong way.

TAGS: christmas lights
Rating: 2.18/5

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DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 1:15 pm
......and now including this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:14 am
Sorry man, I'm not criticizing. How could you have seen every poster? That's impossible. Only Logicdude has seen them all.....and fapped to every one.
Jarhead - December 6, 2009, 10:07 am
Sorry I have not seen everything here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:05 am
pic overused......But It was a nice thought.


Hunting Song -

TAGS: cats birds hunting song christmas
Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - December 25, 2013, 1:20 pm
Haha love it! :)

HOLIDAY CHEER - Nothing says Christmas like a Reindeer Hanging in the patio!

CHRISTMAS IS DELAYED - Santa got tied up in traffic ... air traffic


TAGS: christmas prank
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 6:34 pm
Yea you are right it has, sadly tho this isn't my house. If it was there would be video of the mayhem.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 6:29 pm

I think that may have continued into adulthood.
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 6:25 pm
Thanks space dog. This actually reminds me of the time me and my freinds made a dummy and threw it out in the street to watch people freak out, you could say i was was a bad kid.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 6:23 pm
Nice poster Faceplant31.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 6:08 pm

It is pictures like this that make me wish I had neighbors. I would do this in a heartbeat....hmmm, maybe I can rig something like this on the fenceline..

CHRISTMAS - Even if it is the season to be jolly, you're still a failure who can't even get a good tree.

TAGS: christmas tree day
Rating: 3.14/5

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Claire - January 26, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Spacedog.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:56 pm

me too
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
Actually I think this one is excellent Claire.
Ed-Hyde - December 1, 2009, 9:11 am
I got a rock...
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 7:46 am
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!


TAGS: christmas car park
Rating: 4.91/5

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greentea - December 25, 2012, 4:48 pm
I am pleased and humbled by the kind words. I still a few left up my sleeve to post. I hope they're all as well received.
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:27 am
Greentea…you just got a huge compliment from Liquid Angel…around here, that’s like God being happy on the seventh day
LiquidAngel - December 24, 2012, 7:50 am
in complete agreement with Gary, keep it up awesome stuff right out of the gates
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 11:41 pm
That yer doin’, keep it up, and welcome.
greentea - December 23, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks, GaryO. I really like this site and thought I could contribute :)
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 11:23 pm
greentea, you good at dis, yeah, you mighty good


TAGS: seahorses merry christmas
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nailed it.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:58 am
hehehe, he said "ebullience" 5L
Feasibly - December 23, 2010, 12:56 am
You should've at least clipped her toe nails for her, Sean....jeeez!


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 4.84/5

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pzykosiz - December 19, 2010, 12:27 am
and i fart back at you. 5l's

SCREW IT..... - ...Ill buy my own gifts..

MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem

JUMP IN BED, COVER UP YOUR HEAD - 'Cause Santa Claus Comes tonight. . .

ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... - "...My true love gave to me, a Partridge in a- HEY! Where'd it go?"

TAGS: cat partridge christmas bird
Rating: 3/5
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:19 pm
Love it...too bad it's an anonymous poster. So so sorry have to give it a 1L

PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am
I can't wait!

REST EASY, SLEEP WELL - Peace, Peace, and farewell

HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.

LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!

TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).

KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966

TAGS: christmas race black hate funny true look humor
Rating: 3.05/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:37 pm
Isn't the term, "Christian think tank" an oxymoron ?
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:58 am
Both are absolutely valid points, moo+ and WTFO. I'd consider X-mas and Easter as adoptions / corruptions of far older pagan holidays though. Not so much made up Holidays as pre-media Christian think tank spins.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 9:52 am
Isn't Christmas a made up holiday as well? And Easter for that matter....don't even get me started on the fourth of July.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:55 am
that the separation of Americans by racial lines is racist by definition regardless of what color the separatist happens to be. There's your position and support.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:54 am
than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society". It serves to separate Americans by racial lines versus bring us together as Americans. When a Klansman tries to separate races it's clearly racist. Few have the courage and honesty to point out
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:52 am
Here's the position, TTH. Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday that has no real roots in Africa. It was created by Ron Karengain 1966 to "give Blacks an alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history, rather
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Holy overreaction Batman! Is Kwanzaa racist in some way? It's just that you provided no No positions, no support...
WTFO - August 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
Hey look, it's another hate filled Timmy! No positions, no support, just ignorant attacks both in your idiotic choices of names as well as your comments. Why don't you run along and play hide and go f*** yourself, dip****?
WTFOSUCKSCOCK - August 5, 2009, 4:40 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)


TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.

KA-CHING - The other true reason for the Christmas season.

Gone -

TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.

blatant hypocrisy -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm

destined to become a traditional favorite



DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol

TAGS: christmas 2012 booze grog eggnog
Rating: 3.6/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:17 am

DEAR BABY JESUS - why is mister Santa keeping me in his basement yet another year?

TAGS: christmas santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
evil and sick..... I love it!

The Santa Clause -

TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...

Nativity -


SANTA CLAUS - Prefers this to milk and cookies

TAGS: kegs beer christmas tree
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 9:22 pm
much better, don't you think? 4L

AND THE ANGEL SAID UNTO THEM - Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day,

A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Once a warning about losing the Christms spirit. Now one of the season's biggest cash cows. Which for many capitalists is still in the spirit of the season.

TAGS: scrooge christmas greed
Rating: 3.65/5

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rodangol - January 23, 2012, 1:03 am
no clue how this gets voted down, 5 lost christmas spirits

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas

A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?

TAGS: christmas riddle inflatable santa hulk homer elmo
Rating: 2.73/5

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xxCrimsonVoidxx - December 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
The hulk is about to jump down and wreck them all?
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 12:20 pm
They were all on the Guest List at the last State Dinner, but didn't get in?
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2009, 12:02 pm
they're all in my neighbors front yard? 5 Clark Griswolds

O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me

TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years

CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.


CHRISTIANS - they don't belive in santa claus.

The Three Wisemen -

TAGS: crotchety emillio rerun 3 wisemen in a bar merry christmas motifake
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:40 pm

I thought that was drums...
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:44 am

I tend to be flatulant, especially when I read the tags.
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:18 pm
Those guys……such poster hoers
EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2013, 10:45 pm
Three Wisenheimers is more like it.

Politically Correct Christmas Card -

attention -

A CHRISTMAS STORY - I turned into " the old man", and its Ok. RIP Darren McGavin.

TAGS: christmas
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:08 am
Yup One Of The Best.
MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 1:05 am
I have always loved that movie...now I will cherish every laugh his character gave me.


TAGS: christmas dinner d*** people pzy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 26, 2010, 7:16 am
The restraining order had something to do with it, psy.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:22 am

awesome dude.....lolz




TAGS: christmas tree december assignment
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
There you go with that thinkin' thing again ;)
Sean - December 2, 2009, 5:09 pm
I'd say that at the GS household, the little lady ain't the only carpenter's dream.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:14 pm

Actually, I think decorating the ladder is a great idea.....I will, call it my Chanukkah Bush-Ladder thingy
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:55 pm
Hmm, I never did find the original pic, good one, GreyScorpion. However, if the economy ever gets out of the toilet, mine will be the more apropos motifake...
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions

COME OUTSIDE HONEY! - I just increased our already substantial debt By another $60,000! MERRY CHRISTMAS

TAGS: lexus debt christmas
Rating: 3.67/5

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krazzeeman - August 22, 2010, 11:02 am
good one!


CHRISTMAS VACATION - Sometimes it's better to just be chillin' than grillin'.